Daily Archives: 2009-01-29

Peace at the Safe Way

What’s with all the crazies? I was minding my own business today just walking into the local grocery to pick up some of the peach mango salsa I’d been craving, when the weirdos began to flock. As I padded across the parking lot, an old man with frizzy hair snarled angrily in my general direction. He was on about not drinking or smoking and how women just needed to accept that they are the lesser species.

“But they never will,” he bellowed, “Because they’re STUPID!”

I didn’t know if he was talking to me or not but he followed me into the Safeway. read more

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